every april fools day Hannibal sedates Will and drops him in the middle of an elk enclosure

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.
Loot whore.
you gotta hand it to a guy who can solo a boss
one of my favorite posts on tumblr
the avengers | victorian au
When the future of England, her colonies, and basically the entire world is jeopardised by a secret order of radical scientific geniuses who call themselves ‘Advanced Idea Mechanics’, the Queen herself establishes a covert league of extraordinary gentlemen (and women) to foil the A.I.M.’s nefarious intentions and restore peace and order in the Realm.
The Hannibal fandom is the creepiest, yet politest fandom ever.
to be fair our motto is ‘eat the rude’
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So you know how there’s that post saying how people should invent birth control for men? (Take bullets out of a gun, not put on a bullet proof best) Well here it is. If some of you had actually researched it for like, 5mins, you would’ve actually found it.
Here’s the link:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012/04/03/male-birth-control-reversible_n_1400708.html
To put it simply, the whole procedure takes about 15mins and lasts 10 years with a 100% success rate.
After an anesthetic, there’s an injection of some sperm-killing gel (Vasal Gel) into the male vas deferens. If the guy wants it reversed, he can get another shot which does that.
So, spread the word or something, but here it is.
How this post hasn’t gone viral by now is fucking beyond me.
I explained this to some of my guy friends and they were like IF YOU GET A NEEDLE ANYWHERE NEAR MY DICK…
yeah so that’s why it hasn’t taken off because men are used to having everything tailored to make them 100% happy
emphasis mine because yeah. fucking yeah.
Come on, guys. Don’t make your lady friend do all the work. Women can handle shots, pills, patches, doses of chemicals and hormones, latex inserts, and PLASTIC PLUGS SHOVED INTO THEIR CERVICES in the pursuit of birth control, yet you complain about condoms and a little injection.
Leave it to the misogynists to have a fit over a tiny prick.
Don’t you mean it is the tiny pricks who are having the fits?
Six to one, half dozen to the other.
I am not a nice person.








