EVERYONE’S TALKING ABOUT CORRECT GRAMMAR AND NO ONE REALIZES THAT GRAMMAR FUCKING CHANGES.
JUST AN UPDATE: THE LATEST AMERICAN GRAMMAR CONFERENCE DECIDED TWO THINGS.
ONE-THE OXFORD COMMA MUST BE USED BY K-12 STUDENTS.
TWO-IF HE/SHE SINGULAR PRONOUNS DO NOT DESCRIBE THE SUBJECT GIVEN, THEY/THEM MAY BE USED AS A SINGULAR PRONOUN, BUT ONLY IN REFERENCE TO A PERSON.
Your friendly English major
I swear I can’t stop watching Yugioh the abridged series! It’s becoming a problem!
Whooaaaa this is amazing
Skulls from the two species of foxes Vulpes and Urocyon. The muscle attachments on top of the head form a V in the case of Vulpes, and a U in Urocyon specimens.
SO MANY HUMMINBIRB
HUMMING BIRD INTENSIFIES
THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF A PROBLEM
Ricky “the Dragon” Steamboat, Kevin Sullivan, Arn Anderson, “Stunning” Steve Austin and Steven Regal
Just a bunch of dudes having a bash at the beach.
It’s like finding a photo of your uncles when they were your age.
|—||Kerry Greenwood (via maxkirin)|
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe
I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.
The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes.
He didn’t know the joke.
So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.
I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.